Magical Idol: Chapter one Breaking up is so inconvient

I am running late again I look at the phone attached neatly to the dashboard of my Mercedes. It was buzzing away as she sends text messages to me. I am not going to pick it up. I am a safe driver plus I made and helped with videos regarding driver safety okay one but still she is breaking up with me what is the purpose of looking what more could she text? I was kind of hoping this relationship would pan out.I knew about the hipster she was messing with at the college.  I should of known better avoiding the phone calls and emails and IM's did not make it any easier. It will probably make the pain worse I don't know. I have heard it all before when breaking up. It is always my fault in their eyes. You work too much I cannot stand you working around these beautiful women and of course you travel too much that kind of thing, these are the excuses I hear from them constantly. This is the fourth relationship in five years that has ended. I get to Bristol Bears at 10 minutes after my appointed date with April. The valet is waiting for me as though he was expecting me where are the Mexicans?
I guess the blacks work in the daytime at Bristol Bears. I give the Valet my keys.

The Valet smiles at me in a sort of a Homosexual way. Gays like me. I have no idea why. I walk off and tell the hostess about my appointment. The cute girl giggles and says " We have been waiting for you follow me". I followed the Green satin dressed cutie all the way to my table to my red puffy eyed April. She looked out of placed at Bristol Bears but  she loved good food and loved me paying for it because she knew I hated to eat alone. April quietly mumbled "I knew You would not miss a lunch appointment if I scheduled with your secretary" Of course I snapped back like I was starting a fight "She is not a secretary she is scheduler she schedules every ones appointment" April sighed "Oh" She did not want to fight she was tired and sheepish from the grass she just smoked the night before. I knew about the Marijuana but I pretended like I did not care. I sit down smile at her, "Lets order and eat." She nervously looked at the menu. I really had lost respect for April whose hair was not brushed her eyebrows not plucked her sweater had a hole in it. April compared to the hostess looked liked a rusty Volkswagen bug. The hostess looked liked a brand new emerald Porsche with beautiful headlights.
 April had turned down a long road from the cute nineteen year old pink hair dyed Gothic punk I knew who wore proudly her Romones T-shirt. April now was a 21 year old unkept hippie who listened to hipster bluegrass. I was in the music business. I did not have any bluegrass clients. I knew of real bluegrass music from Kentucky not this Austin, Texas Pansy bluegrass music where wanna be hippies smoking weed thought they were too cool for the pop music school.
 I loved the food at Bristol Bears it was mostly Italian the hard part was finding food that would not mess with my suit. The Alfredo would do. April would order her usual Mozzarella sticks and we gave the order to the waiter who offered us some mineral water. I hate Mineral Water. I am thinking to myself "Go to Hell Waiter drown in your Mineral Water" .
 April Got my attention by starting the conversation with " So where are we in our relationship?" I am thinking "Relationship more like disaster". "Well April" I start addressing April as though she is a child not an adult. "Our relationship is fun we get to spend time with another human we are here and that is where we are."" I know about the guy you are messing with at the college I cannot say I like him he is a bit pretentious but someone of your submissive behaviour needs someone who is stronger even though he is probably more dogmatic about music and weed and less about something with some substance like maybe a job but you have to do what you have to do" " I am not your daddy and you are not obviously my girlfriend so none of this is none of my business."" I will miss the time at the movies and at those strange in town festivals where you can sneak a taste of alcohol" April shakes a bit I still do not think she realizes that I just insulted her.Our food gets here we talk about the latest movies.We both like art movies. We get our food. She stares at me and looks up she asks "Are we still Friends?"  I become nicer in my facial expressions Aprils' eyes clear up a bit I see a little bit of old April." I think we are friends but..." I pause for a moment "I think we need to stop these lunch appointments and going to the movies together if you want this relationship with this man to do any better than it is" April bites into a cheesetick and giggles a bit. "Okay". My next appointment with my boss is at 2:00pm it is enough time for April to break up with me not enough time to to have sex with the hostess what can I say I like foreplay. I hear when you get married and have kids foreplay flies out the window that is not a good motivation for me. I will leave the hostess a tip and a card that is as far as I will get for now.Lunch ends finally and I kiss April on the cheek it feels awkward. We are an awkward couple. I get up and walk April to the valet table. I go back to flirt a little with the hostess and go back to the valet table and request my car. The guy gets my car and I tip him generously hoping it it will get back to the hostess who is now known as Christina. I drive off and start my car there is a cd in the Compact Disc player. The Nigga Valet has left a mix tape nothing new I am used to it by now. I am off to work early but who cares.